Best sex toys to celebrate the Euro 2020 final weekend

Euro 2020: England flag bedsheets

Celebrate the Euro 2020 final with a bang (Picture: Getty/Metro.co.uk)

Football’s coming home. It’s coming.

Shouldn’t you be doing the same?

That tenuous joke isn’t the only reason we’re chatting about sex toys as the Euro 2020 final approaches.

There are actually quite a few reasons the England vs Italy game might make you want to get frisky.

For one thing, you might be a ‘football widow’ – one of those sad, neglected people whose partners abandon all romantic interactions because they’re too invested in UEFA. If that’s the case, you’ll probably be after something you can use solo, so you can still score even if England don’t.

Or on the flipside, you or your partner might find all the football excitement a major turn-on. The pints, the cheering, the joy – all of that can put you in a great mood and the ideal headspace for a nice sex session.

Then there’s the chance that we might actually win. If that happens, surely we’ll want to celebrate with a bang, whether we’re coupled up or single.

So, for all these scenarios: sex toys. We’ve gathered up some of the best you can buy now.

Womanizer Premium Smart Silence Clitoral Stimulator Black

A reliable go-to (Picture: Lovehoney)

A bestseller for a reason, the Womanizer delivers incredible clitoral stimulation through vibration, pulsing, and gentle suction.

Try the autopilot mode, with randomly changing sensation and intensity, for a mindblowing experience.

Buy for £169.99 from Lovehoney

Satisfyer Partner Whale Vibrators

Cute, right? (Picture: Amazon)

This one’s for couples – pop the smaller part inside the vagina, while the thicker section sits directly on the clitoris, while also massaging your partner as you come together.

Buy for £18.70 from Amazon

Tenga Original Vacuum Deep Throat Onacup

One for the men (Picture: Lovehoney)

Use alone or with a partner for a deep sucking sensation.

Plus, it’s in the England colours.

Buy for £16.99 from Lovehoney

Smile Makers The Firefighter

This one’s totally silent (Picture: Cult Beauty)

We know this vibrator looks a bit weird, but that flame shape is actually a genius bit of design, all for the purpose of amazing clitoral and labia stimulation.

Buy for £44.95 from Cult Beauty

Silicone Ball Gag

For some added kink (Picture: Ann Summers)

Football, ball gag. You get it.

Get this if you’re keen to dip your toe into the BDSM game. Think of it as like the spiritual bondage that keeps you tied to a premier league team that keeps crushing your spirit by losing.

Buy for £18 from Ann Summers

Julian Snelling Rosebud Aluminium Stainless Steel Small Swarovski Crystal Butt Plug

Start small (Picture: Coco de Mer)

Yes, a red butt plug. That’s right.

And why not make it even more special with a Swarovski crystal? We are celebrating, after all.

Buy for £45 from Coco de Mer

Lovehoney Dream Rabbit Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator

A classic for good reason (Picture: Lovehoney)

A reliable rabbit can be counted on to get the job done.

This one has three ear speeds, seven ear patterns, and three shaft speeds. Plus, it’s waterproof, so you can use it in the bath.

Buy for £49.99 from Lovehoney

My Viv 10 Function Pebble Personal Massager

For a tenner, well worth it (Picture: Boots)

Not only is this budget-friendly and easy to use all over the body, but it looks like a little sculpture rather than a sex toy. You could pop it on your shelf for decor.

Buy for £10 from Boots

Dash 10 Function Silicone Vibrating Butt Plug

10 modes to choose from (Picture: Ann Summers)

Give the prostate some loving.

Buy for £29.99 from Ann Summers

Lovehoney Deluxe Exta Powerful Mains Powered Magic Wand Vibrator

Magical (Picture: Lovehoney)

Kick things off with a full-body massage – your shoulders have been tense in the run-up to the final, after all.

Then, slowly, gently, slide (tackle) it down.

Buy for £79.99 from Lovehoney

Dame Fin

This one has three speeds (Picture: Cult Beauty)

A sleek vibrator that fits between the fingers for use with a partner or solo, for own goals (but the good kind).

Buy for £85 from Cult Beauty

Glow Up Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

Bring home the trophy (Picture: Lovehoney)

Even if England don’t bring home something gold and shiny, you still can.

A discreet, petite option to use on the clitoris and nipples.

Buy for £24.99 from Lovehoney

Lelo Ora 3 Rechargeable Luxury Clitoral Pleasure Stimulator

For fancy types (Picture: Lovehoney)

Want the sensation of oral, but don’t have someone ready to go down?

No worries – this massager feels just like the real thing.

Buy for £139.99 from Lovehoney

Red Faux Leather Buckle Cuffs

That’s offside (Picture: Ann Summers)

Have they been naughty? Don’t show them the red card – just get these red faux leather cuffs.

Buy for £9 from Ann Summers

Flexi Pleasure Multi Speed Wand Vibrator

This toy has rave reviews (Picture: Bondara)

A smooth wand and flexible soft tip ensures you hit the spot. Or get it in the back of the net. Whatever football innuendo you’d like to use will work here.

Buy for £12.99 from Bondara

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