President Donald Trump may have been impeached, but his ranting continues unabated. On Thursday’s episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, the host examined the Michigan rally Trump held while the impeachment vote took place. Though it was called a “Merry Christmas” rally, the event had a distinctly more Festivus vibe, with Trump taking to the podium to air his many grievances.
This of course included attacks on his usual targets — Democrats, Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the Washington Post — but in the seasonal spirit of sharing, Trump also made room on his nonsensical naughty list for sinks, toilets, and San Francisco.
“That is truly one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen — thousands of people packed cheek to cheek in an arena, staring silently at a lunatic just rambling about sinks and showers,” said Meyers. “A lunatic who they support!”
Trump also went on a tirade against dishwashers, not content to keep his vendetta against plumbing to the bathroom. “He clearly has no idea how [dishwashers] work. ‘There would be an explosion and steam would pour out’?” said Meyers.
“Also I like how he says ‘women tell me [this happens]’. They probably tell you that to get away from you. ‘You wanna see a solid gold apartment?’ ‘Um, I’d love to but… my dishwasher exploded? So I gotta go…”